let’s get the day started with a nice big bowl of why the fuck am I awake
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Reblog if you think gay marriage should be legal.
HOLY FUCK THE NOTES.
If you’re my follower and you don’t reblog this we have a problem~
HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE NOTES
you better reblog this.
reblog EVERY TIME THIS IS ON YOUR DASH .
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I hate these stupid "tricks" for losing weight
drink a glass of water before your meal and burn twice the calories
eat your dinner off a saucer plate
lie in a bath of pomegranate seeds before bed and you'll burn 500 calories while sleeping
tie seaweed around your waist and perform a ritual at midnight in order to burn off your dinner
say bloody mary three times in the mirror and she'll come and give you liposuction
cut your leg off to lose up to two stone in one go!
singing praises to the dark lord satan burns 400 calories per hour
